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oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

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“Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.”

Tyrion Lannister  (via mar-ble)

Pretty much

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mysticaljew:

when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:

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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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tylerchokely:

slaughterhouse-420:

i think about this a lot

WHAT THE FUCK

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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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bralpha:

okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers

"what the fuck is a nickelback"

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confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

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despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

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